? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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