I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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