She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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