Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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