I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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