Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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