I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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