I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Enjoy the penises
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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