So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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