Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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