if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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