Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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