My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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