Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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