I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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