This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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