i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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