No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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