Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
All I want is dick and wine.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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