how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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