I don't think brook has ever known best
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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