Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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