I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She's JV to your varsity
Me too!
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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