Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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