Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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