he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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