She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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