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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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