Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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