that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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