we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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