He told me they were just razor bumps!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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