i don't like sucking hair
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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