just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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