I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
not ubering you a puppy
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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