well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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