margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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