I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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