Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I CAN MOONWALK!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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