i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
