Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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