a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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