White coat. Heels.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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