I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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