I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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