Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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