if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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