are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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