maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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