this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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