You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Someone came in the potted fern
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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