she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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