a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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