oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
