Christians are straight up FREAKS
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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