Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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