She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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